so yucky it should be illegal

If you are eating right now, you may not want to read any further.

I mean, fo real, this is so yucky it should be illegal.

We were just minding our own business, driving along a side street, when all of a sudden there was a....

...crack
Really? Where are the police when you need 'em?

Forget drug trafficking, grand theft auto, and homicide cases...

This is serious!